Me at Ground Zero
Trinity Site, White Sands, New Mexico
"Life if short, laugh hard."
"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
- Adam Savage
"Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time."
"Straights are for fast cars, curves are for fast drivers."
"When push comes to shove, you got to do what you love, even if it's not a good idea."
- Hermes Conrad
"Procrastinate now, don't put it off."
- Ellen DeGeneres
"You know, Daria, no one is forcing you to stay home. It's a big, wide world out there."
"Yes, it's the width I find so disturbing."
"I hear screaming. A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming."
"Something tells me I shoulda stood in bed."
- Bugs Bunny
A comic is one who says funny things.
A comedian is one who says things funny.
Obviously, I am a programmer.
- Me (paraphrasing Ed Wynn)
"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
"Science is a way of trying not to fool yourself."
- Richard Feynman
"You never hear about an atheist going on a cross-country shooting spree because no god didn't call to tell him not to."
- Paul Provenza
"There is in every village a torch - the teacher;
and an extinguisher - the clergyman."
- Victor Hugo
"Faith is to believe what you do not see, and the reward of this faith is to see what we believe."
- St. Augustine
"That pretty much sums up the problem with faith, it leads one to see things that aren't real. (see Richard Feynman quote, above)"
Peter A. Giancola,
Last Update: November 8, 2007